Hello there, and welcome to my website!

Before you enter, here are some things you should know!

This website is not mobile-optimized, although it is generally accessible on mobile. Please note that the draggable elements on my homepage don't seem to work on mobile devices.

As this site is run by an adult, it contains frequent profanity and occasional references to adult topics, such as substance use, sexuality, and violence. Despite my penchant for cute stuff, this website is not intended for children in any sense, though nothing on this website (outside of my tendency towards profanity) would breach the "PG-13" or "TV-14" content labels.

This website contains content that could be potentially triggering to some, such as discussions of mental illness and its accompanying struggles, the aforementioned references to the consumption of mind-altering substances such as cannabis and alcohol, and references to horror media and otherwise unnerving topics. Anything that delves into any particular depth about such subjects will contain a content warning, but please note that you may come across casual references to the above throughout my website.

Final point! As both a member of many marignalized communities and an individual with so much as a semblance of ethics, I kindly ask that bigots avoid my website. If you think that anyone is a lesser individual than anybody else because of an inconsequential facet of identity such as race, ethnicity, gender identity, sexual orientation, or the like, perhaps my website is not for you.

Are you cool with all of that?

Yes! ⋆ Nah...